Packed...

...and ready for the 4:45 AM cab ride. It's all happening!

See you in Toronto.

Last Minute Prep

Okay, I must be getting excited for the trip, because instead of doing things like packing clothes, which I fully understand are a requirement in Canada, I'm adding cool features to my blog (see the current weather conditions in Toronto on the right side of the page) and fixing the calendar so it displays the movie times in the correct time zone. Now if I can just figure out how to download my calendar into my iPod Touch...

19 Out of 20 Ain't Bad

I got an email from TIFF today and found out that we got 19 of 20 picks. The one we didn't get is, not surprisingly, the Coen Brothers' A Serious Man. So, we'll have one Rush Line experience. If we don't get in, no sweat, as we can see it in the theaters when it's released on October 2. In the meantime, we can use the tickets for another festival film later in the week.

I've updated the calendar, removing all of the 2nd pick shows, and I noted that we'll be rushing for the aforementioned flick. Ten short days to the festival...

Notes on this year's schedule

You may notice that the calendar contains some overlapping entries this year. I made some 2nd choice selections, and one of the movies in each pair is marked as such. If they run out of tickets to the first choice, I'll get tickets to the second choice. Unless of course they're both full. In that case, I'm just screwed.

No midnight shows this year. There is a Midnight Madness movie on the schedule, but we're not seeing the midnight screening. This is a huge disappointment, as I had a great time at last year's midnight show. But Jennifer's Body shows Thursday night, and we don't arrive until Friday around noon. The other possible Midnight Madness film shows Friday night, and I just couldn't bare the thought of getting back to the B&B at 3:00, only to get up and head to the airport in the morning.

I have a stunning lack of morning movies this year. I'm not sure how that worked out, but it'll be nice to sleep in when needed.

Now I just gotta figure out how to download the calendar into my iPod...

Calendar

The calendar is up. More info later as time permits...

Schedule Complete

I just finished filling out my schedule for this year's festival. I'm exhausted, brain dead, and I need to count some sheep. But I've got 20 screenings lined up, and it's an interesting mix. There are a few headed to a theatre near you: A Serious Man, the latest flick from the Coen brothers; The Road, from the novel by Cormac McCarthy; and Jennifer's Body, Diablo Cody's follow up to Juno.

However there are a couple documentaries, a batch of short films, and movies from over a dozen countries. It should be interesting.

More later, including the complete schedule in Google calendar form. Stay tuned...

Occasionally, the curious sort will inquire as to how one goes about "doing" the Toronto International Film Festival. I go through the long explanation of how it works, and then they look at me with eyes that say, "Oh, wow, you are demented. You actually buy tickets, and you don't even know what movies you're going to see?" Yeah, well, I am demented, but that's not the reason.

Anyway, for all those who would like to know how the Toronto International Film Festival works, but don't have a clue where to begin, here's my 101:

TIFF requires commitment, and a little faith. It begins each year the first Thursday after Memorial Day and runs 10 days, ending on Saturday night. However, if you're serious about going, you need to start planning well before then. Here's my XX-step process to attending the festival.

Step 1 - Love to sit around all day watching movies, with occasional breaks for meals, stretching and a little fresh air.

Step 2 - Find a place to sleep at night. I prefer a bed, as the nights start getting chilly that time of year. More specifically, I tend to stay at B&B's. The accommodations are usually as nice, or at least more interesting than your typical hotel. And, you can't beat the advice of a local for dinner reservations. I've always stayed in B&B's in Toronto, so I admittedly don't know much about the hotel scene. From what I gather, a nice hotel will cost $100+ CAD, but you can get by cheaper depending on how far you're willing to commute and how demanding you are for things like clean sheets. B&B's cost a bit less, as I imagine some of the more downtrodden hotels do, but generally they're pretty pleasant and include some form of breakfast. But the big difference for me seems to stem from the fact that the person your dealing with at the B&B is the owner of the place and has a financial stake in you enjoying your stay. I take no chances, reserving my room as early as February or March.

Step 3 - Figure out how you're going to get to Toronto. Your movie passes on which you'll later spend so much money are no good at your local theater, so you'd better figure out how to get to Toronto. I fly into Lester B. Pearson Airport (YYZ) these days, though once upon a time, I would team up with another traveler for the 13-hour drive. By April or May, I've booked my airline ticket. Booking this early gets me the flight times I want, but really I do it this early to spread the cost of the festival throughout the year. It tricks my brain into thinking the festival isn't nearly as expensive as it really is.

Step 4 - Determine your movie absorption threshold. I've settled on 20 as a nice number of movies to see in a week, but everyone has their own limits. For some, a movie a day is really pushing it. I met one guy, a local, who was seeing over 50 movies during the festival, just to see if he could. Tickets are sold in books of 10, or in the form of passes. There are a variety of passes available, the grandaddy of which is simply called The Festival Pass. It admits the owner to as many shows as he or she can fit in the schedule, provided that they are not Gala Screenings at Roy Thompson Hall or special screenings at the Elgin Theater. Other passes are less expensive, such as the Day Pass, the Student Pass, and who knows what else. The advantage of the 10-ticket books is their flexibility -- you can share with friends, loved ones, or some poor sap in the Rush line upon whom you have taken pity.

Step 5 - Buy your tickets or pass. Again, you do this before the movie list comes out. Just have faith that you'll be intrigued by a percentage of the 300+ movies that will be showing. The tickets typically go on sale in early July. Many people have the extreme misconception that the festival is free, or at least cheap. The opposite is quite true. If you attend the festival, you will almost certainly spend more money per movie than you will at any theater, especially if you are an out-of-town festival goer. A good way to prepare yourself for the expense is to go see a movie (at full prices, no matinees allowed), buy popcorn, candy and a drink, and then deposit your food and beverage into the trash before entering the theater. The actual cost to non-Canadians tends to vary greatly with the exchange rate. Me, I'm hoping oil prices dip to all-time lows in June, when I buy my tickets. Books of 10 shows ran about $175 CAD in 2008. Expect to fork over another $150 CAD for the out-of-town selection service. If you have a bigger group going, at least you can share this cost. Each year, I keep hoping that they provide a much cheaper on-line order service, but no luck yet.

Step 6 - Select your movies. That should be easy, right? Generally, though, you're doing this step under time pressure. There are over 300 movies to consider, everything from documentaries to campy horror flicks, and they are from countries all over the world. Really, there's something for just about everyone. Admittedly, things are easier now than they used to be. Before, when you got the book in the mail, that was the first time you saw the list, and you had to FedEx your picks back that same day. This year, the schedule appears on-line a whopping six days before you have to send in your picks. Luxury!

Step 7 - Pick up your tickets. I know, you thought the work and stress were over, right? Wrong. Merely selecting your movies does not guarantee you a seat. If every single festival goer wants to see the latest French depressathon flick, it turns out they don't have a theater big enough to seat everyone. Check to see which shows you got. Didn't get a ticket to that sci-fi rehash of MacBeth? Don't fret, you can always hit the Rush Line and, with any luck, you'll still get to see the dagger-laser scene. Over time, I've learned that not getting all of my first picks forces me to expand my horizons.

Step 8 - Attend your screenings. If you're picky about where you sit in the theater, arrive early and queue (see Appendix A) for an hour or more. But otherwise, arrive ten minutes before the screening and sit where there's an available chair. The lines will seem horrendously long, but fear not - if you have a ticket, you will get a seat, unless you're late. You'll probably still get in, but it's best not to take your chances.

Step 9 - Exchange movie reviews while queuing. One of the best things about the festival is the camaraderie between film goers. Most are plenty willing to share their tales of awful and great movies alike. It's best, though, to size up the person you're talking to and see if they're the kind of person who would like or dislike the type of movie a person like yourself would.

Step 10 - Spend the next month reviewing movies - Your curious friends will want to know which movies to see and which to avoid. Problem is, the movies you've seen may be released in two weeks, 18 months, or never at all, at least in the U.S. Eventually, you should tire of repeating yourself and start up a blog, review the movies there, and then refer them to your url.

Appendix A - English - Canadian Dictionary

• Bathroom or Restroom = Washroom
• Waiting in line = Queuing
• Subway / rail car / bus = TTC
• One-dollar coin = Loony
  
• Two-dollar coin = Two-ny

Appendix B - The Rush Line

If you don't get a ticket to your favorite actor/director's movie, but you really, really, really, really want to go, you're not out of luck. Chances are you can still get in via the wonderful invention known as the Rush Line.Here's the scoop: The festival reserves a certain number of seats each screening for cast, crew, and for special screenings, sponsors. When they don't show, you benefit. Your chances of getting in increase with the amount of time you're willing to wait. For tickets to Ang Lee's Crouching Tiger/Hidden Dragon, my companion and I arrived at 6:30 AM. This pretty much cinched tickets.